Hey everyone,
Not to beat a dead, decomposing horse that's starting to smell like Lap Dance Jon's hands, (Not you, Seabiscuit) but if you are planning on attending our library tasting this Sunday, we ask that you PLEASE RSVP. The event is free but we do require reservations. If you make reservations and don't show up I will tell everyone that you couldn't make it because of your bladder problem.
I've always got a spot for you, Husum!
Joel